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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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