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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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