Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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