- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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