How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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