A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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