- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Without geometry life would be pointless

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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