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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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