- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Koalas mum is a slut

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

TIMMY

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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