- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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