What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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