What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

i hate black people

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

adam hodgson !

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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