why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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