- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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