who is not good looking? mon morello

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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