- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

politically correct!

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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