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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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