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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Ben Affleck

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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