- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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