- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

69 is a number not a sex poshion

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