what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

sorry got to poo

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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