- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

How's the weather? Good.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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