- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Obama.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

guess what what that wasnt it

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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