A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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