How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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sky's sty

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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