- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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