- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Donald Trump

kaite is dumb that is true

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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