A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Replacement Referees

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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