- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's the dick??? east

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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