What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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No.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Sarah Palin

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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