- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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