- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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