How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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