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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

sorry got to poo

My Boyfriend

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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