A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Women's rights

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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