- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

knock knock There's no door

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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