- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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