- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

woman's rights

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Bags of delicious poop.

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