- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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