- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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