- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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