Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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baloney sandwich

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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