timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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my whole life!

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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Logan's gay

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feminine literature

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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