- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Terraria

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Ben Affleck

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