- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

were at work systems r down

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

who is not good looking? mon morello

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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