Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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