- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

ur gay

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

go F*** yourself

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's the difference between a duck?

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