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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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