- Anti Joke

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Anti Joke

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