- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Women's Rights.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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