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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.