What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

An Aisian failed a test

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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