- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

A baby seal walks into a club.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

I have a horse.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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