- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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