- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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