- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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