- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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