What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

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