A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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