A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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