- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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