Face...the other white meat!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

You know what's catchy? A cold

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What would u like to drink?

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Go away still nothing to see

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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