Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Neither did she.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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