hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Anti Joke

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