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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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