- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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