Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What? Why?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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