- Anti Joke

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Cancer.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.