- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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