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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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