- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

Vote this down and get DOXED

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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