- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

whats my name? Matt

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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