Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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