- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Your girlfriend.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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