Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Psychics.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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