- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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