- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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