- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Sex vagina. lol.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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