- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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