Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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