- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What is a jew in space? Dead

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