Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Anti Joke

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