A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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