- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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