- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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