- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Your dads dead. lol

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

speak now or forever hold your pee

chirs

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

once upon a time, it snowed

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Women's Rights

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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