Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Anti Joke

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