- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

darude- sandstorm

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Neil is a reterd.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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