- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

i found waldo.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Cancer

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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