A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Punching a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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