field day?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Women's rights...

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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