What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Daniel is a fag

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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I have an erection My mom!

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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I'm HIV positive.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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