What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Girls soccer

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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