- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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