What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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