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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Women's Rights.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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