you dint have to be a jew matt

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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A house comes around the corner.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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