Religionh

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Tommy got neutered.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Womens rights.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

what is the color of a burp burple

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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