Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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