Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

darude- sandstorm

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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