- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Thumbs this up

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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