Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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Yanter, Look it up

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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