Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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hi mom

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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