- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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