Dig Bick Your dislexic

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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VAL SUCKS

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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