- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

your no better than a cockroach

Your life

Women's rights.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Mahmy

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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