why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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I went to work today....

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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69

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I <3 Hitler

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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