A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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