What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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