- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

taking out the trash... at night

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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