What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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