- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Women's Rights.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

whats black and large -me

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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