You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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