How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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New mission: refuse this mission

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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