what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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