Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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AIDS.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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