How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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