Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Obamacare

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Pickles are powerful

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

it's funny because it's funny

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Death by kayak

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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