Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Women's Rights.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

whats black and large -me

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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