Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Should a pole bump an alarm?

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down -32

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops