What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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save me from the nothing ive become

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

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