- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why did the black guy die? cancer

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

The Big Band Theory

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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