There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Your mom went to college

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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