whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

your mom is so fat.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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