- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Women's rights.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Mahmy

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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