- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Chicken

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Justin Bieber.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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