- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Tall asians

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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