What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Japan

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

kaite is dumb that is true

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Donald Trump

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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