What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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